To Whom It May Concern

Lightweight Champion Of The World!!!

It's me, that's right. I sit here on a Saturday night drinking Warsteiner, and after 3 of them I'm tipsy as hell. Wait, look, I'm about halfway thru my fourth beer okay? So, it's not as bad as you might think haha. I really can't drink like when I was in college but that's a good thing.

Beer: Warsteiner Premium Verum (bottle)
Game: Tharsis Gate (is this a surprise, I think not)
Song: Long Day, Matchbox 20
Condition: Half Fucked Up (best I've felt in some time heh heh)