To Whom It May Concern

What Are My Rants Worth?

I found a website that calculates just how much your website is worth. In my case:

My Site is worth
$62

How much is your site worth?

That's right, read it and weep!! I can sell my website and pay for a dinner for two at the Cheesecake Factory!! Or... I can sell my website and buy a tank of gas for our pickup!! Or... I can sell my website and buy a ticket to the upcoming Justin Timberlake & Pink concert, and solidify my status as ultra gay!! Wow, so many choices.

What else can I do with such an exorbitant amount of money?