To Whom It May Concern

"Frank Loves To...

Are you ready? It's "Fun with Yahoo search" time again! This time I ran "Frank loves to" thru Yahoo search, and I got some interesting results, lot's of stuff I really didn't know I loved to do!

Frank loves to work on any piece and will take on any job. Damn straight, I like to diversify!

Frank loves to paint and does pet portraits by commission. But don't blame me if Lassie doesn't smile.

Frank loves to entertain himself with dog toys and gives his foster mom something to laugh at. I love them rawhide bones, but can someone point out just who my foster mom is?

Frank loves to get in trouble. What can I say? Life is too short to be so square.

Frank loves to share his art with others. Everyone loves those paintings of your dog.

Frank loves to build everything from locomotives to trackside accessories. My construction and mechanical abilities are legendary!

Frank loves to hear from its loyal fans and welcomes your comments. Please, form an orderly line and have your cash and credit cards ready, too!

Frank loves to share his experiences and friendships and is well-liked by all. I dare you not to love me! Seriously!

Frank loves to spend his free time enjoying the outdoors, at least when the weather is nice. You bet I do!! Screw that cold nasty weather!

Frank loves to dance, but more then that, he loves free falling. I'm not sure you can call what I do dancing. I think free falling is a better description.

Frank loves to hang out and get attention instead. Instead? Instead of what? Is there anything else?

Frank loves to sing while baking. Well, nothing makes muffin's rise like a little serenade.

Frank loves to crack on Zena and Hercules. Who doesn't? Have you seen those shows? YIKES!

Frank loves to race them motorcycles. Yep! *spits* Racin' them motorcycles sure is fun, I likes to go fast!

Frank loves to rock. You better believe it. Just add guitar!!

Frank loves to gossip.. Did you hear about my neighbor? He does NOT love to rock!

Frank loves to be close to his human friends and is quite the lap cat. Come to think of it, I am a little leery of my alien friends, they don't like it when I lay in their laps.

Frank loves to run. I can't lie about that!

Frank loves to lie about atheists. You bastards believe in God, I know it!

Frank loves to bounce around. The wonderful think about fraNky, is fraNky's a wonderful thing!

Frank loves to self-promote. I would dispute this, except for the title of this blog.

Frank loves to solve problems on his own first and then check for verification. Yes, but I only verify to make others feel good about themselves, it's not like I'm ever wrong.

Frank loves to cook and hopes to one day join the PGA tour. Yes, I whip up a mean double bogie.

Frank loves to play fetch. Woof woof!

Frank loves to take walks with his other brother-Leo, and his sister Hilde. I really don't like finding out I have more siblings, yikes.

Frank loves to fuck horny teens. This is not true, and I have the restraining orders to prove it!

Frank loves to play dress up. Only when belly makes me wear the schoolgirl outfit.

Frank loves to give Tristen Twistleman mad road head. I'm afraid that I have never engaged in oral copulation with Mr. Twistleman, in a car or otherwise.

Frank loves to contradict me. Well, considering what you are suddenly accusing me of loving, can you blame me?

Frank loves to torment Nick. Is that your name? Nick? Nick who? I may do more than torment you if this gets any worse!

Frank loves to suck cock. Uhm, no, and I'll need your last name now, Nick!

Frank loves to felch. While your at it Nick, I want your address too, and not to felch you, that is for sure!

Frank loves to throw up. Must be all that felation and felching.

Frank loves to live his favorite fantasy. Those that don't involve penises or anuses, that is for sure.

Frank loves to watch. Football, yes. Gay porn, No.

Frank loves to be tickled to wake him up. No, this is not true, and don't be trying it belly!!

Frank loves to look at Shellie's tits. Is that my neighbor's name? It's not my fault she leaves the blinds open.

Frank loves to say that I focus on white racists and think Islam is a religion of peace. What? Islam isn't peaceful? Well you'd never guess that!

Frank loves to do stuff with the kids but is definitely not into the details. Woah, I like kids but don't read too much into that!

Frank loves to bark at the world from this vantage point. Call me Ozzy!

Frank loves to scream if the comb hits even a minor snag when I comb him. Well, be gentle with my high and tight!

Frank loves to kill and he does it in absolutely unsettling ways. This is something Nick so and so is going to find out about.

Frank loves to have "those long cigars". Oh Nick, I'm going to find a totally new and unsettling way to dispatch you!