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Fun Facts About Chuck!!

I found a fun little website, here are some facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles?" contest. He won by 5

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Want more? Go now to The Chuck Norris Fact Website, but please, please, do not fuck with Chuck!!

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The uphill struggle over years the fear and
Trash talking and the people it was to
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