To Whom It May Concern

The B-52's Are Bombing

I heard this on the news and I was puzzled... I have listened to the B-52's since I was in high school, and to be quite truthful, I cannot remember a time when they were not bombing. I do like this strategy though, send a really horrible musical group into Iraq, have them play awful music, such as "Love Shack", and just watch the enemy troops run and scream and finally in the wake of bleeding ears, surrender to the United States forces. Yes, the B-52's have a rich tradition of bombing.